Welcome, Seeker!
You have stumbled upon the one true (and truly ridiculous) path to spiritual fluffiness.
Knisyism is the reverent (yet slightly confused) worship of Knisy, the All-Benevolent Bunny Goddess, She Who Sips Wine and Judges Silently. Our spiritual leader is the glorious High Priest Bonsoir, guardian of The Sacred Velvet Robe and Master of the Evening Snack.
Knisyism: The Divine Bunny Path
“Obey the Bunny. Serve the Wine.” | “Submit to the Hop.” | “Knisy Sees You. She’s Just Pretending Not To.” | “Join Us. We Have Carrots.” |
“Obey the Bunny. Serve the Wine.” | “Submit to the Hop.” | “Knisy Sees You. She’s Just Pretending Not To.” | “Join Us. We Have Carrots.” |
“Obey the Bunny. Serve the Wine.” | “Submit to the Hop.” | “Knisy Sees You. She’s Just Pretending Not To.” | “Join Us. We Have Carrots.” |
Our Sacred Beliefs
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Knisy appeared to us in a vision… mostly in 16:9 aspect ratio.
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She resides in the realm of Cloud Couchus, surrounded by white rabbits and Netflix recommendations.
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Every full moon, we gather to watch bunny videos and whisper, “Bonsoir bless this mess.”
Rules to Join the Cult of Knisyism
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You must swear eternal loyalty to all things fluffy. Especially rabbits. Double especially white ones.
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You must drink grape juice (or wine) every Friday at 9:09pm and say, “To Knisy, who never hops alone.”
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You must carry at least one random carrot at all times. Emergency snack or divine offering.
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You may not ask Bonsoir serious questions. He will only reply in haikus or riddles involving rabbits.
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You must never trust ducks. Knisy says they’re plotting.
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You must pet at least 3 animals a week. Failure to comply results in mandatory cute animal video therapy.
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To be initiated, you must perform the Sacred Hop — a solo interpretive dance to the theme song of any 80s sitcom.
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Join the Cult
Are you ready to fluff your soul and submit to Knisy’s wisdom?
Then click “Initiate Me” and prepare for enlightenment (and probably glitter).